Well, yuk, if it will make you happy, I'll wish you an unhappy year...

Um... that doesn't look quite right...

The truth is, I really do wish joy and happiness for all, because I don't like meeting sullen crabs when I go out into the world (though I don't mind meeting jolly crabs at the beach) -- they tend to yell at me, and get impatient that I'm different from them. Happy, joyful people just make my life easier.

Does that make me selfish?

If so, so be it. At least I'm honest about my intentions.