Nothing wrong with a little religion, if it helps some folks to pass through the long dark nights. But though Guest John's chosen faith has maybe (I doubt it though) done away with racism, it still has other issues left untended to. Could I still become a big cheese at the local mosque if I wasn't packing a willy?

And yeah, Cllr, we could paint `em all green, but we gotta get `em all or you could get this kinda scenario. Sign up at your local festival...