Some years ago Mike Harding did a Calypso version on UK TV, called, I think, 'Fallout Calypso.' If that is it, I have a very poor recording somewhere. It starts: The udder day, I got a big shock, a ting came in tru me letterbox. A govermint paper wid lots of tips bout what to do in de apocalypse. Ask on my page if you want it. Chris.