Last year I made a lot of resolutions
I broke each one, as people always do.
In spite of that I'm not a bit discouraged
So here's my plans for nineteen-thirty-two.

I got inebriated in 1931,
On Barclay's, Bass and Guiness
As well as Worthington
So now I'll drink plain water
If I can't get whiskey too
That's my good resolution for 1932!

My Ma-in Law upset me in 1931,
.....
.....
I hear she lies at death's door,
I'm going to pull her through!
That's my good resolution for 1932!

I ran a little drapery shop in 1931
I had a fire last Christmas,
It was a lovely one
I'm going to have another,
'cause the premium's nearly due
That's my good resolution for 1932!


Can't remeber any more of it, off-hand.