New Year......Thank you for arriving. The end of 2002 was the absolute pits and even now as I sit here with a raging sinus infection, headache, cough....the works.....2003 can only be a vast improvement over the ass end of '02!

Peter my friend, do you think you could arrange through your prose to have my fuckin' mother-in-law run over by a bus, tram, train, rampaging elephant, whatever? I don't give a shit how you do it or with what, just do it huh? Anyone into voodoo? How about casting spells or plagues or something? Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ on the proverbial crutch, the woman is the most pretentious bag of shit I have ever known!

Her "present" to us for Christmas was a trip to Naples, Florida.....hereafter known as the trip from hell. I can't begin to describe the numerous disasters she brought on but suffice it to say that if she wants to take Karen places in the future, the trips will not involve either me or our kids. We had a few good times and some fun, but to say it was anything less than a total mistake would be a mistake as well.

Happy New Year to all......except her. Spending time with her is like living with a plague of locusts.

Spaw