You've got my vote, SPAW, I would have been rolling on the floor, and my laugh, in situations like this is a particularly loud and penetrating one--from my point of view though, a really good laugh is worth whatever it costs!!

There is an old saying that the difference between comedy and tragedy is time, though, and, given that this was the death that took place long before she was born, the only unforgivable thing may be that she has been "milking" this story for tears all these years, and leaving the punch line out!!!!