Oh Lordy lordy Spaw. I've been doin' that kind of thing for so long, there must be an army out there just waitin' to give ME an enema! My third ex-wife said that I had the 'social-skills' of a turnip! As Mudcatters well know, I can also be charming, self-effacing, self-deprecating, and just gol'darn nicey-nice most of the time.....but occasionally.....well

...suffice it to say, I carried the 'fart-machine' around with me during the holidays.

It certainly gives you a chance to see which of your friends and relatives have well-defined senses of humour.

Cheers

Rick