Feeling elven is a good way to feel. Now here's a question to ponder...

Are there Orc-women? If so, are they as stunningly attractive and articulate as their menfolk or even more so? And where are they hiding all the time? The movie seems to suggest that Saruman "manufactures" the Uruk-Hai in a magically synthetic fashion (a bit unlikely, but...maybe). It would seem more likely that Orcs were generally bred in the usual fashion, by sexual means.

What say, Dave?

After all, the Klingons have women, don't they? Why shouldn't the Orcs?

And...I agree that all Orcs are evil, but do Orcs see themselves as evil, and more importantly as WRONG? I doubt it. Does the Pentagon?

- LH