Shropshire eh? I might have known - there're all weird out there!

I'm intrigued by the Andy-Pandy connection. There's a nursery rhyme (which I never heard as a child); I don't know it, but it rhymes Handy-pandy with sugar candy. Sounds like we're getting perilously close to the old phallic symbolism here - a right load of symbolics, if you ask me!

Steve