I hit the Submit Message button last night, then went to bed. At some point I woke up and thought - "Dead Puppies" weren't at sea - they're gonna shoot me down in flames AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

So now you've forced me to do this.........

I didn't wanna do it..........honest!!!!!

When you throw them off a boat
They don't swim and they don't float
Dead puppies....aren't much fun.

No animals were harmed in the making of this song - I promise!!!!