Should any winner disputes arise my lawyer Joe Mayor should handle it. He covered up givng $200,000 of my dads estate to his wife's friend so I figure he owes me one. If he is not available Katherine Harris can be had cheap.

Amos gets an official 2nd place for advanced rhetoric and bruce's long shot is getting farther every day.

The high rollers bet on Saddam's fate is up to $62 billion in the Power Fall sweepstakes. Ted Turner laid down a bundle on Saddam living long enough to see a second Bush defeated after his first term.

The longest odds are on Hussein's capture in Boca Raton FL with Saddam's Palm Beach bunker stormed by Jeb Bush not far behind.

Insiders have it that Ossama's body is still on ice waiting to be dragged out for display 4 days before the election so keep this hot tip under you hat.