FLASH!!! HOT NEWS ITEM!!! KATE MOSS GROWS A BEARD!!!

Yes folks, you heard it here first. Fashion model Kate Moss has renounced the jet-set world of "high fashion and glamour". In a unique attempt to transcend her heretofore "glamorous image" and make herself singularly unattractive to "males of the species", Ms. Moss has undergone a series of male hormone treatments that will result in the ability to grow a full beard. When asked if she was concerned that the hormone treatments might have the undesired side effect of reducing her breast size, Ms. Moss stated that she doesn't have much to worry about in that regard.