Conrad, just out of curiosity, do you actively work at being an ass or is it simply a genetic thing? Or have the years of experience in assism made it so easy that you no longer notice you're a fuckin' screwloose SOB asshole?

What the hell is this thread anyway? First, I didn't get a Christmas card from you, nor did anyone in my village I'm sure, so what's your point? Second, and I know you may not have noticed this, but Christmas is over. Are you actively suggesting we send cards now? Can I expect a Groundhog Day card from you? If not, why not?

And when is National Asshole Day? I'm sure you know and if you'll post it here along with your address, I'd be happy to send you a card...several in fact.

Once again, fuck you and your piece of shit car.

Spaw