I sing sing a fairly similiar version to the one in the DT (minus one of the verses).

If I remember, John Foreman's version has yet another verse or two. I've known John for years and got his phone number so I might have a word with him - If anyone wants to contact him (he lives in the London Borough of Camden) PM me and I'll put you in touch.

A version of the lyrics are to be found in "The Penguin Book of Comic Verse".

BTW Crompton - why not become a Mudcat member, it's free and means that people can PM (send personal messages to you).