Rapaire,
You are invited to my funeral. Your nephew too.

Anyone else remember the funeral service for Chuckles the Clown on the Mary Tyler Moore Show? Poor Chuckles had dressed up as a peanut for a local parade and was trampled by a rogue elephant. "A little song; a little dance; a little seltzer in your pants." And weepy Mary is reduced to giggling fits.

I have a signed copy of that script. A favorite.