Pied Piper Industries will shortly be introducing the Guitar Autotuneomatic. All that is required is to place the Guitars machine heads in the devices orifice and strum; any desired tuning (including special BADBAD tuning for sessions) will be automatically set using precision servo-motors and the on board crystal controlled Computer.
A portable version is available that remains attached to the instrument and weighs a mere 7lbs.
The whole device fits into a small suitcase and will retail at an astonishing £999.
Pied Piper Industries
"And they shall beat their plough shares into musical instruments"