It's the sickness of the Bushies that justifies it. Never mistake a disabused idealist for a cynic.

Of all the anagrams above, the winner has to be "Hess, I'm Dad's anus". It says it all, even the reference to futile attempts to prevent a war caused by your own side. If Bush finally and miraculously pulls back, he'll re-brand himself as a man of peace, and who knows even get the Henry Kissinger memorial Nobel peace prize.