The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #55455   Message #861703
Posted By: Amos
08-Jan-03 - 01:26 PM
Thread Name: Superstition: death-causing songs
Subject: RE: BS: Superstition: death-causing songs
Well some folks live their lives by phallusie,
And some just wanta act like Pharisees;
But everybody's got a fallacy,
Ta make them feel at home.
Raising these critters is an art --
They're one-thir4d asshole and two-thirds heart;
And when you take them on, don't plan to part,
'Cuz they won't leave you alone!


Fallacies, they ain't worth much
A brain-fart bolted to a crutch
But they won't support you in the clutch
As reality slips away!
Better lose those pups today!

(Further verses left as an exercise for the student....)