Are you a terrorist? The FBI issued this flyer in Arizona, to assist local law in looking for 'terrorists'...couple of years ago, before things REALLY heated up. These are large JPGs and take a while to download, but look at them. I guarantee you are on this flyer. If you are American, your FBI considers you to be a terrorist:

http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Front.jpg

http://www.keepandbeararms.com/images/FBI-MCSOTerroristFlyer-Back.jpg