Yeah, bra! Some people like talk story. Some go on fo' days! Me, I like Lani, she is some ono girl, but she always lookin' fo' da kine and 'tings get kinda slow on da island, know what I mean, bra? I like pahk een da cah weet Lani and watch da waves roll een...some beeg sets, bra! You evah play in slack key? So, I wen talk to Lani cos she wen get late fo' da movie las' night cos she cannot find da kine. What I wanna know, bra, is wheah da kine and which da kine? Which da kine she mean? You get da kine, I get da kine, everybody get da kine, but which da kine she wen talk about? Dis 'ting gonna drive me crazy, bra! Everybody around heah want a piece of my time, but all I wanna know is WHEAH DA KINE????

Beeg Bambuchas, man! No joke. I am one lucky guy.

- LH