second verse seems to be...

get yourself a sweet madonna, dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a pedestal of abalone shell drivin' ninty, i ain't scary 'cause i got the virgin mary assurin' me that i ain't gone to hell

(all together now)

i don't care if it rains or freezes 'long as i got my plastic jezus sittin' on the dashboard (etc)

nice thing about songs like this is that there ARE varient because ppl sing the hell outta them