CHRYSTMAS LEAKE
(Tune:Westron Wynd)

Chrystmas Leake, when wilt thou drype?
The small drype down can droppe
Christ it's floodyng down agayn
And I cannot make it stoppe

From the door the water came
a dripping from the frame
Above it but a heater filled
with liquid of the same

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The valves were turned, The volume slowed
we thought we had it made
Until from out the chandelier
The waterfall then came

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Then in the sink, like blood or wine
the red dye it was placed
And but sixty minutes hence
Pink water the ceiling graced

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