Rick I apologise for my first comment but after review of the following I'm left with another question...

(Original quote)
"Pam was bringing out a fresh tureen of soup when she accidentally tripped...."

(Rick's Hypothesis)
"What IS the matter with me?! Four years on Mudcat and I've yet to once lose total control of my bodily fluids!"

(Expeimental proceedure)
"#1. Pam Swan carrying soup....NUDE!"

Just one quetion... which bodily fluids were you concerned about anyway??? Never mind, Let's keep it rhetorical okay??