there is a joke about the Texan who .."was driving across his 'wraynch' when his truch broke down, so he got out a 'wraynch' to fix it...but in the process he 'wraynched' his arm and got his hands dirty, so had to 'wraynch' them off with water...."

re:'wraynch'..you dont TYPE this story, you tell it...maybe there is a better spelling for this wonderful all-purpose word!