I read this thread when it first began and I wanted to make a few comments on it. I couldn't.

I waited a bit in the hopes I could make some additional jokes in relation to it. I couldn't.

Several friends PM'ed me alerting me to this thread and suggesting I read it. I already had and was beginning to feel guilty for not commenting......but I couldn't.

Finally, I have decided that there is indeed little to say.....except upon the issue of PJ and the Soup in the Nude bit. But first, let me make this statement to Chanteyranger:
Peter, that is one of the funniest things ever written here. It's a work of art without peer on these threads. I have long suspected that you are indeed a funny sumbitch and pretty perverted as well. I base this on several things, including the fact that your hero is an obscure Albanian pants presser with a pierced tongue, and also that you are one of the very few grown men so puerile and moronic that you still have a copy of "The Crepitation Contest" and can (and do) quote it extensively. I also suspect but cannot prove that your brain was fried at an early age when a family friend drilled a hole in your head with a Black&Decker and claimed they were releasing demons. My heartiest congrats on this sick piece of work!

As to Pam Swan carrying soup in the nude........Rick, I find it interesting that you have had this fantasy as well, since I have had it for quite some time now. I want to know if you have had other "Pam in the Nude" fantasies such as, mowing the grass, decorating the Christmas tree, feeding the pigeons, etc. BTW, Dave never enters into these in my case.....what about yours?

Spaw