When you see a hot young girl dressed to the nines with her okay-looking mother, and decide you prefer the mother.

When you go to shoot pictures of a college frat house, and when walking around the corner surprise a couple of frat boys there who were saying, "...and then we got stoned." Then as they see you they try to cover with "Yeah, those stonings are pretty bad, aren't they?" (Jeez, I ain't that old yet. And I lived in the generation that caused the "war on drugs").

My boss says, "When the high point of your day is taking out your teeth."