(stolen from Jimmy Brennan)
A man walks past a circus. While spying into one of the tents, he sees a young guy tending an elephant that is suffering from dhiaroee (sp??), so the young man is splashed with shit. So our man calls him over and says to him: "Young man, your job is so disgusting I can`t stand it. I own a little business in town, so I am offering you a decent job in a clean an healthy surrounding with good pay and social security and everything". And the young man answers: "Are you crazy? And leave showbiz?"