Betty was distraught when her beloved Albert died after 60 years of marriage... she went to a clairvoyant....he's here and wants to talk to you she said...
A. Hello Betty, it's good to hear your voice...
B..Where are you?...
A..I'm in Heaven, it's lovely... green fields, trees, a lake, blue sky, sunshine
B. what do you do all day in Heaven?
A. well I get up really early... have breakfast... a swim... a bit of sex and a nap.... and do that on and off all day...it's very nice
B. !!! Just sleep eat swim and sex? ...who do you have sex with?
A. well there's always someone about it's very friendly
B. well I'm shocked... we were married 60 years and I never remember you going for a swim once... and we haven't had sex for years!!
A. well I wasn't a Duck then was I.