Stephen's cartoon in the dark reminded me of one of my all time favorite print cartoons: Willie and Ethel, a slovenly, overweight American couple. I don't know who wrote it, but the cartoonist had quite a sense of humor.
The best one showed Willie, bringing in the mail, with Ethel nearby. Willie opened the mail, and said, "Rent, phone, lights, gas. Ever notice how every month it's always the same complainers"?
BlueJay