Hey boys and girls, the equine pugilists will be there Saturday night, 18th January. There will no repeat performance of the DeanMeister's attempt to sink as low as Phil T Habetz' taste in company. Mr Axeman conducted an experiment to see how the ladies of Hornsea looked after 8 pints last Saturday, and was the subject of much hilarity in the van on the way home....

For the record, it was part of a mission to discover wether there are female humanoid lifeforms in Holderness. Not even the said amount of strong cider led me to arrive at any conclusion other than...NO. Come back to me, Noreen, my sweet? My comrades did not see the scientific side of my experiment...