A dear friend of mine always misheard that great song ' The Blaydon Races ' the Bleedin Races '
And Two old ladies going into the working mens club one night,
1st old lady to doorman, " who's on tonight "
Doorman " it's some country and western "
2nd old lady " what did he say "
1st old lady " he says it's some c*** from Preston.
Cheers Dave