I'm a knock kneed chicken and a bow legged sparrow,
I missed my bus so I went by barrow
I went to the cafe for me dinner and me tea,
Too many radishes, hic, pardon me....

NB... Cafe - said CAFF.

Oh dear, what can the matter be,
Three old ladies stuck in the lavatory
They've been there from Monday to Saturday,
What can the matter be...

and so on...