Sian -- You beat me to Michael Learned, but I seem to recall that (on The Waltons at least) she was credited as Miss Michael Learned, presumably to point up the fact that she was a woman (which to this adolescent viewer was only too blindingly obvious!)

McGrath -- the most famous Brooklyn in Britain (the Beckham spawn) is a boy.

Gervase -- spammers don't necessarily get it right. Apart from the offers of viagra and penile enhancement I often receive advice on how to increase the size of my breasts -- and frankly, they don't need any outside help!

Remember the singer-songwriter Shawn Phillips? I was working Front Of House on one of his shows back in the '70's and a very grand but confused lady came in expecting to see the actress (and Mrs Richard Harris) Sian Phillips!

BJ