you must be very young
He's a decrpit old man who cant play the banjo yet alone a guitar.
He smokes.
He moves very slowly.
He waffles between songs.
He's got a lovely wife.
He got moved from the east-end cos it was full and hemel hempstead wasnt even invented.
Your best bet is to stay in and watch the tele cos you wont like him.
If you support a charity then 'Help the aged ' is a good one, so then you can count your experience of seeing the original 'Del-boy' as your contribution.
Dont come to see him at St.Albans either.
Ah shix Ive booked him twice for this year, June and November,oi Hil, bring the tissues cos I'll be laughing off me chair.
He's too good for your gaff.
Tell him hello from me.