Well you know that once I heard that there was going to be a campaign against SUV's I had to go get one, which I just did ( a used 97 GMC Jummy for $6,000). We've just had two snow storms and a really bad ice storm.

One of my environmentalist friends was kidding me about the Jesus campaign and I told him that what Jesus would be doing now would hanging his raggety-ass thumb out on the side of the road, as I, the true Christian my mother always thought I was, would pick him up in the snow, after carefully placing a plastic bag over the seats so he wouldn't get them wet.

It's snowing as I write this, with a big one due on Thursday, and I can't help thinking Jesus needs a better PR guy... or a different crowd to hang with.