Jesus was a retired carpenter, remember? The Sermon on the Mount didn't include any helpful home improvement tips. :)

On the other hand, this would be a legitimate case of carpooling -- for 13 people, sounds like a good use of a Suburban to me. With a roof rack for all those fishing rods and gear for the apostles.

Although I think he'd go for an VW microbus, myself... but that could be because I always viewed Jesus as a kind of a BCE hippie...