It's impossible to be too Canadian. No way, eh? I scored more or less 11...sort of. But I am a real nonconformist, eh? I don't watch TV, and that knocks out half the test. I knew about most of that stuff secondhand, though, so don't say I'm not Canadian, eh? I think Blind Drunk in Blind River would score more like 25 or 30 on this test, except he's lousy at remembering song lyrics. He is a REAL Canadian, eh? You can take that to the bank. Trust me.

- LH