Tweedster and Bobert, just from reading the posts of Ron Alaska, I gather he is not a man to take a bribe, no matter how enticing it is. So don't spect no under the table dealings with this man. He comes across as a most honorable, upright, decent, honest sort of fellow. I am sure he could not be bribed even if I, the King of Mississippi, offered him First Dukeship. Hmmmmm....The First Duke of Mississippi, Duke Alaska. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think. Almost as nice as the "Mudcat CD Featuring the Two Submitted Songs of King khandu Hour" on the radio! Hmmmm....

Of course, being the First Duke has a lot of Fringe Benefits. He would get to ride in the official First Dukemobile, driven by an official First Duke Buxom Tart. Of course, there are the official 1st Duke Massage Parlors, maintained by the brest, er, uh...best Female massage therapists available.

That is just a wee sample of what the First Duke gets.

Not that I am offering the First Dukedom to Mr Otasco for the radio time. I just wanted to let him know what he could have if such a deal were made.

King khandu