Speaking of mammary glands on the male of various species...

One day my young daughter was playing with our dog. She called to me in the next room: ' Mommy! Rennie has a tick!' Well, ticks are not unheard of even on the west coast, so I said, 'I'll be there in a minute. I'll take care of it.' A minute later she said, 'Here's another one! And here's another one!'

I said, 'Kelly, are they in a row?' She said, uncertainly, 'Yes?'