My mudcat name is Busbitter, the reason is because I was riding my Scooter, and I battered or ran into the back of a bus losing my four front teeth, so that's how I became known as busbitter.
I can't remeber the accedent, and yet when I went into hospital I was asked a rreally stupid question which was 'Did you see the bus?'
If I saw the bus would I have ran into the back of it.
I'm not that stupid, mind you I do stupid things however that's not one of them.