Mr. Bobert,

As the honorable King of Mississippi, I am rather dismayed at the inclusion of my name in your list of miscreants. Perhaps, had you omitted "Spawzer", I would not have taken offense. Nonetheless, My Royal subjects are not as refined as their King, and upon reading the erroneous post, they may develop an inaccurate idea.

Howbeit, the deed is done. Therefore, I make a request. In future mentionings. I prefer that you refer to me as "King khandu", His Royal Highness, khandu" of something along those lines; someting bearing the dignity of my position.

I trust you will attend to my request!

However, if'n you doant, I'z gonna git my roffle down, lode it up and start faring it in yore drekshin. And I ain't gonna quit til I'z seein' blud poring frum yore arse!!!

And doant fergit to lizzen to WFUD Sundy!!!

A'ight?

Kk