Well Bob, for your talking blues I can contribute this based on my above post:

I was havin' a shower with my wife,
We was havin' the time of our life.
My willie was standin' proud and tall
Til my ass went through the shower wall.
....went right between a couple of 2 by 4's
....got splinters
....was a real bad form of Coitus Interuptus

Spaw