Well, danged, leprechaun... (sniff, sniff) Iz feelin' real bad about the turtle now and well, just got off the phone with a surgeon who says that he'll remove the tattoo for 25 bucks a letter and well, heck, that's only, ahhhh. How much is that? A couple a bucks? So Mr. Turtle is going to get that done next week and then in the spring, I'm gonna put him back in the middle of the road where I found him. I'd do it now but I don't want his poor little feet to freeze.

Bobert