All the tortoisdeshells I've ever known have been sharp as tacks while all the calicos (and Genie, you described Mistress Ivy Peppercorn, may she rest in peace, perfectly) have been at least one sandwich shy of a picnic. Sometimes several sandwiches.

Who else can weigh in on this terribly important subject? Just think -- our information may be vital to Llanfair's songwriting task!

Claire