It arrived today. It's lovely... all natural (and slippery) ingredients... very fragrant in a Hawaiian sort of way. Free of animal ingredients and artificial colors, and NOT tested on animals. I googled it, and found out it's also sometimes known as "frangipani". I had no idea.
I asked JtS if he had any ideas about what to put here in this thread, and he said, "Well, I could shine you up with it, and offer to post some pictures". (Not!)