Well Doug, have they convinced you that your government is Evil incarnate? I guess you and I must be pretty stupid if we can't see that everything (apparently every God-damned thing) our government does is all part of a well-conceived plot to exterminate the weak, oppress the poor, and ravage the environment.

I can only hope that in this police state they'll need some experienced folks like me to interpret all that data they're collecting so they can figure out whose door to kick in in the middle of the night. That way, at least I'll have a job.