I am doing verry well but Morti sez I will be the deaff of her.I dun't no wot she means by that but I fink it mite be sumfing todo with triing to get in the baff wiv her and then remembring that I dun't lik hot water.She has given up now on triing to find a pen or anyfing else that wuz on a tabletop on account of I hide thingz reely well.I am teeching her not to put cups or glasses down too cuz she duzn't seem to like finding me wiv my face in them.She sez I hve becum verry stout but she duzn't understand that I am just big boned.I rool the whole street now wich did not take long on account of the ovver cats here being great big gurlys.
Fank u for saving me, I am having a verry nice lif,