One of the problems of living in Ascot is we get mailshots from people who overestimate our affluence.
This week we got one from a silverware company. Among the delights in their catalogue, now safely in the recycling box, were: silver tops to replace the plastic ones on your Marmite pot and silver holders for your brown sauce and ketchup bottles. Very Hyacinth Bouquet/Martha Stewart!

RtS
(form an orderly queue, don't all rush at once!)