Mudcat Café message #869983

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Thread #55805 Message #869983
Posted By: Charley Noble
19-Jan-03 - 01:08 PM
Thread Name: ADD: You Can't Be a Pirate (Don Freed)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: You can't be a pirate ....?

There once was a pirate named Gates,
Who used to do battle on skates,
But he fell on his cutlass,
Which rendered him nutless,
And practically useless on dates.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble