The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #55881 Message #870827
Posted By: Genie
20-Jan-03 - 04:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______
Subject: BS: Old _______ never die. They just ______
Someone emailed me a bunch of these (modelled after "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.) recently, and some were quite good, others so-so.
Here are a couple of mine:
Old guitarist never die: They just don't pluck as often, as fast, or as hard.
Old Sergeants never die: They just lose command of their Privates.